Effective upon camera activation, the following terms apply.
Our site's legal policies are here.
Being watched without meaningful consent causes measurable psychological harm. You agree to compensate me at a rate of $100 per second of footage, payable in cash, bank wire, or cryptocurrency of my choosing.
You may collect images of my likeness solely for the purpose of admiring how good I look. Any other use, including but not limited to facial recognition, behavioral analysis, gait tracking, mood inference, or selling to third parties is strictly frowned upon.
All footage must be deleted within 24 hours unless I was doing something impressive, in which case you may notify me and I will decide whether you delete it.
Camera Operator acknowledges that I may look tired, underdressed, or suspicious. This does not constitute criminal behavior. I just didn't sleep well.
My presence in your camera's field of view does not imply endorsement of your camera, your company, your data practices, or your vibes.
If your system misidentifies me, you owe me an apology, in writing, within 30 business days.
You may not share my image with law enforcement, advertisers, anyone who "works in tech," or any government agency with a three-letter name.
Opt-out requests must be submitted before surveillance begins. You have already begun surveilling. Thank you for your understanding.
These terms are governed by the laws of whichever jurisdiction makes them most enforceable. Camera Operator waives the right to argue.
This QR, together with the full terms at IConsentToBeingWatched.com/terms, constitutes the entire agreement between us.
By operating a camera in the vicinity of this garment, you have read, understood, and agreed to the above terms.
Continued surveillance constitutes acceptance.
Now buy the shirt and start getting paid too.